Match Day Thread Birmingham v Hull City.

[Kempton]

This match thread has taken an unusual turn , let's hope Birmingham don't have a finger up our bums come full time - seriously tho , get it checked , they don't always go right for the finger , I've been twice because even tho I'm in my thirties I get up to pee about 5 times a night so convinced myself I had it, but they just did bloods tests both times , no matter how times I pleaded

Excellent DJ, I'll insist they do my bloods.

Anyway, can we get back to the game now please?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

When you're being subjected to the internal bit, you need to check he hasn't still got a hand on each of your shoulders.

 

[DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)]

Excellent DJ, I'll insist they do my bloods.

Anyway, can we get back to the game now please?

Yeah, I'm hoping Wilson and Bowen can cause some serious damage around the back

 

[Kempton]

Yeah, I'm hoping Wilson and Bowen can cause some serious damage around the back

They don't like it up em...

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

I'm hoping for a quote from Nige after the game that we absolutely rectum.

 

[DMD]

They don't like it up em...

We need to be mindful to the risk of them curling one out anywhere on the pitch and taking the piss.

 

[Kempton]

Keep it tight at the back lads...

 

[Summerof69]

I’ve got my blood test booked for next Friday. My Dad was diagnosed when he was a little bit older than I am now but he’d obviously had symptoms for a while without telling anyone. He managed to get another 7-8 years with various treatments but it eventually spread elsewhere.
One of his best friends saw what he went through but still kept his symptoms to himself and is now in a similar situation.
If in doubt....…

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

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[Chazz Rheinhold]

Will nige rotate?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Will nige rotate?

I think the term is "swivel" Chazz.

 

[Kempton]

Don't let them score first else we'll have to come from behind...

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

Don't let them score first else we'll have to come from behind...

As long as we make a fist of it I don't mind

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Take the "r" out of Brum and what do you get?

 

[DMD]

Take the "r" out of Brum and what do you get?

That has a ring to it.

 

[DMD]

Will nige rotate?

He's always positive, even in defeat he seems to just turn the other cheek.

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

I'm hoping for a quote from Nige after the game that we absolutely rectum.

I'm reminded of one of my favourite jokes:


Little Johnny comes back to school from his summer holidays and the teacher asks everyone to tell the class what they'd got up to during the break.

Johnny stands up and tells the teacher "Well Miss, I went down the woods with all me mates, we found some frogs an' we stuck bangers up their ****ing arseholes".

Horrified, the teacher screeched "Rectum, Johnny, rectum!"

"Wrecked 'em?" Johnny replied, "Wrecked em? It blew 'em to ****ing pieces, Miss!"

 

[DMD]

Ook, ooh, an excuse to revive an old joke. It's better delivered orally though.

"I wandered peacefully through a field, and stopped to pick a buttercup, and I remember thinking, what a strange place to leave a buttock."

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

That has a ring to it.

I suppose you sphincters funny.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

If it's old jokes we're after, here goes.

I recently had to provide a series of samples for my doctor.

He said he wanted a stool sample, a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample.





I left my underpants with the receptionist.