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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Mar 15, 2018.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    great camera skills as well i see
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 16, 2018
  2. Patience

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    YAAAASSS ST AND ITZ A WID FUR ME
     
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    Patience, Mar 16, 2018
  3. Tina.

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Mar 16, 2018
  4. If in doubt

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    I was born in a lay-by Between Elgin and Forres. True story.
     
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    If in doubt, Mar 16, 2018
  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Haha ya tramp
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 16, 2018
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  6. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    We lived in Elgin for the first six months of my life. I was an awkward birth and was in a bad position. Elgin hospital wasn't equipped at the time so they were rushing mum through to Aberdeen. Just before Forres I turned and was ready to come. No time to go back so they pulled over and I was born in the Ambulance at the side of the road. Just a ****ing piece of trash from birth.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Look at you now though. Living it up with 50 sweaty men in Turkmenistan
     
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  8. If in doubt

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    I;m living Fabio's dream.
     
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  9. Patience

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    Dougie,

    FAE IN AIBERDEEN ARE YE FAE? AHM POSH FAE CULTS.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    We go to Forres for lunch sometimes when I’m up here. Will look at the lay-by fondly from now on <laugh>
     
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  11. If in doubt

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    Naw yer nae. i'm actually from Balerno in Edinburgh.
     
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  12. Patience

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    AYE AH AM FAE CULTS YA BAM.

    CULTS ACADEMY ALUMNI WATP FTP GIRFUY YA LAY-BY BASTARD YE
     
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    Patience, Mar 16, 2018
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  13. Tina.

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    Poove central from what I’m hearing.
     
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    Tina., Mar 16, 2018
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  14. Patience

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    RECREATE DOUGIE'S BIRTH IT BY LAYING ONE OF YOUR 2 FOOT JOBBYS THERE

    WOULD ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE ONE OF MINE AND LAIN'S KIDS TBH
     
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    Patience, Mar 16, 2018
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  15. Tina.

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    I have diarrhoea so I’ll pass.
     
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  16. Patience

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    GO SQUIRT SOME ON LAIN'S CHEST WHILST I WATCH AND PUNCH **** OOT MY BIG BLACK MINGE
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Most taigs went a cult academy, Jiffy.

    Could you be a bit more Pacific?
     
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  18. If in doubt

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    That's where my dad stays <laugh>
     
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  19. Strange Nipples ST

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    Balerno <laugh>
     
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  20. Patience

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    THINK DOUGIE IS FAE CULTS 2, HE'S GONE MIA.
     
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