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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Were you trying your latest batch of rohypnol?
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    Who's bollocks were you chomping on this time?
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    Your girlfriends.
     
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  4. Chief

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    Bit narked.

    Just drove the 170 miles home so I can have an office day tomorrow and realised I left my laptop.

    Got **** all work I can actually do without it so I guess it's a 340 mile round trip tomorrow for my day of work!

    ****.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Take a duvet day, **** ‘em
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    This afternoon I will be mostly posting music vids ... and won't stop until I reach ...

     
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  7. Commachio

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    We've noticed, you knobhead
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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  9. Spurlock

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    You knew it was coming your way so you jumped before you was pushed

    <laugh>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    On my way home, day off tomorrow so wine and film tonight.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    I’m sensing butthurt from some on here tonight. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  12. Sucky

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    nah i stole some of my god sons ritalin and got heavily involved <laugh>

    his mums probably had so much fun looking after him to day <whistle>
     
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  13. Sucky

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    let us all know when the witty spurlock is back, this ones defective<doh>
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

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    He has been a bit rattled since his away goals gaff but I’m sure he’ll be fine once he has given his mate a blow job.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    It was meant for Skiddy and he bit, you was just the decoy(again)(sorry)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Stan

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    Today is one of those days that every parent dreads. School play.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Got up at half five and drove back!

    It's fine, I've sorted out our TV and broadband package, my sons mobile phone issue, agreed the car finance package and all my expenses since I've been here. And had breakfast.

    I'll drive back again in a bit.

    **** all actual work of course.
     
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  19. Commachio

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    Gonna scran, then go to work. It's ****ing freezing outside, mind it'll be ****ing freezing inside also.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Friday...you know what that means...off to have a Shower
     
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