Is this the most ***** of pooves?

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http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/15/katy-...g-american-idol-hopeful-kissing-7389625/#mv-b
Says on TV show that he's never kissed a girl, the show has Katy Perry on it (famous for the song I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It) who tells the *** to come on over and as he goes to plant one on her cheek she sneeks round for a smacker on the lips.

AND HE IS F.UCKING COMPLAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd have stuck my tongue down her throat and tried to cop a feel of her wonderful diddies. The stuff of many a wan.kaholic's dream and the ungrateful little wretch has the audacity to suggest he was "uncomfortable". The only thing uncomfortable would have been the boaby trying to escape through my zip.

 

You are up there as the most ***** of pooves, you child molesting, shed building bore.

 

There is no shed

 

Imagine Simon Cowell doing that to a wee girl.

 

He was sexually molested.

#MeToo

 

#MeTooPlease

 

I beg your pardon, I never said I'd built the shed.

 

“Well ****ing find out then!”

- Ronnie Pickering 2016

 

"Away ye go!!"

That Ron Pickering?? Or did he die much earlier than 2016. I don't know, it's so difficult keeping up these days!!

 

You’ve lost, old man.

 

I'm always lost, in a sea of perplexity.

 

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Ronnie Pickering, Hull legend

 

Is he Scottish or Oirish? If yes, then most likely.

 

Even worse, he's a Yank

 

Ingrate colonials the fecking lot of them!