Wendies/ st pats day/ shaks birthday

I've taken it off.

 

Not all of us have the luxury of arriving 6 hours before kick off

 

You getting a taxi on Saturday.
Stop talking bollix

 

Sorry I don't have a pony and trap like some of the other lads probably do.

 

Some of the feckers have a burned out short wheel base ex army land rover from circa 1972 they still use.

 

Or the Viaduct, or New Penny

 

You seem to know all the spots

 

G spots, yeah

 

There's one of these just come up on Gumtree if Ell needs transport from his hotel in the sticks
one previous owner, not many miles on the clock

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Gentlemen, Lord Walt of Dukenfield esq is joining us Saturday too, we will leave you wrong uns to the pubs and clubs late Saturday night but will see you all in the Peacock around 1. Chippy, start a (large) whip and I will add to it when we get there, Duke and I will be on Blonde, Ben will have Red Bull, Coke and one of the barmaids please. His fifteenth birthday next Tuesday and he wants to see all you old feckers for some reason

 

Hey hey, the A-Team!

 

Indeedidoo

 

Wait, I thought that was The Monkees

 

Jolly good show

 

If you can say that by 1 on Saturday I’ll buy you a Pimms Spritzer to finish you off

 

You're on

 

You as a soft southern Nancy boy need to be very careful as you drive through darkest Harehills to get to the dukes ranch.