RIP Stephen Hawking

Got to be some good Jim Bowen jokes coming out soon.

 

Why is the most expensive coffin always a speedboat ??

 

Just because he used to give away speedboats on his show, doesnt mean he should be buried IIIIIIIIIINNNN ONE!

 

Jim goes up to heaven and God says you can't come in but Lets see where you would have gone.

 

Not enough wood to make a coffin out of a nest of tables though ...

 

Part off his legacy.


Jose Mourinho- "I'll walk if Chelsea don't win trophies."

Stephen Hawking- "I'll walk if Spurs win trophies."

 

Steven Hawking walked into a bar...

Just kidding.

 

****

 

I heard that his death was accidental. He clicked shut down instead of sleep.

 

Put a £20 note between your chin and your chest.















you are now doing a stephen hawking at a strip club impression.

 

'Hawky' was the real deal ... these other muthas just a couple of thick ****s in comparison

 

Hawking proved most of his own theories wrong and seems to get credit for Higgs work, seems a deadly disease and a suck n blow wheel-chair is what you really need to make it in the world of physics.

 

I had an original bendy bully once, she gave it to Barnados together with a tasty 80’s leather I was waiting to come back into fashion. I was fuming.

 

you should be fuming. Those badboy bullies are selling for 40 quid online! That could have got you 4 bargain buckets at KFC

 

Mine was a show won one.....special....

KFC ffs? I’d rather eat the Bully....

 

FFS.

KFC is ****ing awesome.
Its chicken.......................chicken..........
Nowt wrong with KFC, or Burger King. (other than the fact that its overpriced and unhealthy, but taste wise )

McDonalds on the other hand is ****ing minging (except their breakfast muffins).
McDonalds burger are ****e, their chips are ****, their chicken is ****e.
They are just ****e,

 

McDonalds fries are a million times better than those limp pieces of greasy potato you get from BK

 

McDonalds fries are better than nothing.
McDonalds food in general tastes like arse.
Not fit for human consumption imo.

 

Keep out of the black and in to the red, There's nothing left to say now that I’m dead.