I turn 21 in December

What should I do for my 21st? Any suggestions?

What did you lot do all those years ago when you turned 21?

I'm heading into my final years where completely unsafe, hazardous and inappropriate behaviour can still be passed off as banter!

 

Gay alert

 

I was pissed, don't remember mine.

Or maybe that's the Alzheimers.

 

went to leyton orient vs southampton with my extended family. stood in the sunshine and watched us win 2-0.

back to southampton for a chinese

then out on the town. perfick

 

Well you have two options. The safe option or the safer option.

The safe option involves ****ting on a police car, fondling your dad and running naked through sunday service at Church screaming satan touched my bum.

The safer option involved a bottle of absinthe and a total blackout for the rest of the night. Things that take place here will remain with you forever.

 

become a celtic fan.

 

Rape some hyenas (sic)

 

i went to newcastle with the lads for a weekend. Wild doesnt even cover it.

Would highly recommend it

 

Just got heavily pissed in the morning then went skydiving in the afternoon.
Proceeded to get pissed in the evening, then smoke far too much draw and then whitey the rest of the night away.

I'd recommend the first line. Not so much the second.

 

What date in december do you turn 21? It better not be the 26th, thats my birthday, and no one elses

 

If it's the 25th you'll be in luck - Santa likes children !

 

Don't tell him the age of consent was lowered to 18 a long time ago ( if you like that sort of thing )

 

In December and you're thinking about it now?

I painted myself black and got pissed on my 21st.

 

I got severely **** faced and don't remember the rest.

 

I got ****ed for 2 weeks in Ibiza.

 

have a shag party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!