Hull City accounts 2016-2017

Bloody heck we were loaded during the First World War....is it true we spent it all on Black and Amber Sopworth Camels?

 

If the club is left with net assets but £30m of loan to Allamhouse, maybe they'll sell the club for £30m (rather than £1), with cash being paid by new owner and replacing Allamhouse loan with NewOwnerHolding loan of £30m?

 

****ing hell. I'm an accountant and even I fell asleep. Good work imp but you've made me realise i would have had more fun having a career as a pole dancer.

 

Would hope the new owner would convert the loan to equity, but can't remember if that's against ffp rules, seem to remember qpr getting in trouble for doing that?

 

Its possible but my gut feeling is the more we owe them the longer they stay. The nightmare continues. I hope I'm wrong.

 

It's why I got out of the game (accountancy, not pole dancing) a decade ago.

 

And why I probably won't stay in it beyond another 9 months. CA should be finished end of this week.

 

Told me by an accountant:

Q. What does an accountant use as a contraceptive?

A. His personality.

 

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Tiger Moths apparently.

 

Always reminds me of Snoopy when mentioned

 

(I hate myself for saying this but)

The Tiger Moths first flight wasn't until 1931...

(In my flimsy defence I did study Aerospace Engineering many many moons ago...)

 

No worries Stockholm, I didn't know or check any dates I just went for the Tiger link.

As you may be aware, most things that I post are usually bullshit anyway.

 

That's very thoughtful on your part.

Gold star for happy.

 

Ah, so Sopwiths were AAC.

 

I normally think I’m reasonably intelligent...until it comes round to the time for City’s accounts. As soon as they’re getting discussed I realise I don’t know anything after all

 

aye I agree

You don’t.

 

It doesn’t, I understand that it’s the clubs current financial position.

 

Makes two of us. I just highlight random words.

 

Yeah...I understood the principle of your colouring in to be fair