How to not be an arsehole if you're a famous footballer ARE you a professional footballer who’d like to try not being a total arsehole for once? Simply follow the advice below. Spitting on people is generally considered a ‘faux pas’, whether at dinner parties or at work. Try to break the habit by asking yourself, “Do I really need to gob on this linesman/supporter/teenage girl?” If a fan politely asks for your autograph, try just scribbling it down quickly instead of shouting “****ing get out of my ****ing face!” and running them over with your Range Rover. If a GCSE-age girl texts you saying “Ur a legend! Biggest fan eva! Lisa x” that is not the same as “Send me a picture of your cock post haste!”. Sometimes having lots of expensive possessions makes you look like an arrogant twat rather than classy and posh. Show restraint and don’t buy more than 15 gold Bentleys. Appearing in gangster movies by your dreadful showbiz mates is pretend and you are not a real gangland hardman. If you don’t believe us, try antagonising some Turkish heroin dealers and see what happens. Delight your wife by having regular ‘date nights’ where you don’t go to a nightclub and shag a glamour model or hard-nosed prostitute who’ll end up mocking your penis on Celebrity Big Brother. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...e-if-youre-a-famous-footballer-20180313145824
ARE you a professional footballer who’d like to try not being a total arsehole for once? Simply follow the advice below. Spitting on people is generally considered a ‘faux pas’, whether at dinner parties or at work. Try to break the habit by asking yourself, “Do I really need to gob on this linesman/supporter/teenage girl?” If a fan politely asks for your autograph, try just scribbling it down quickly instead of shouting “****ing get out of my ****ing face!” and running them over with your Range Rover. If a GCSE-age girl texts you saying “Ur a legend! Biggest fan eva! Lisa x” that is not the same as “Send me a picture of your cock post haste!”. Sometimes having lots of expensive possessions makes you look like an arrogant twat rather than classy and posh. Show restraint and don’t buy more than 15 gold Bentleys. Appearing in gangster movies by your dreadful showbiz mates is pretend and you are not a real gangland hardman. If you don’t believe us, try antagonising some Turkish heroin dealers and see what happens. Delight your wife by having regular ‘date nights’ where you don’t go to a nightclub and shag a glamour model or hard-nosed prostitute who’ll end up mocking your penis on Celebrity Big Brother. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...e-if-youre-a-famous-footballer-20180313145824
Not being one to follow tabloid stories I only know the Carra Spitting and Johnson underage girl grooming, who did the others or are they just general funnies?
So the driver loves publicity and hates Scousers, he's lost the moral high ground imho, his video will be a lasting embarrassment to Carragher and he and his daughter got a deserved grovelling apology from Carragher, this just shows what a twat he is the fat barsteward. "EXCLUSIVE: Father who filmed Carragher spitting at his daughter, 14, is die-hard United fan who 'HATES Scousers' " please log in to view this image "This is the father who filmed Jamie Carragher's spitting at his 14-year-old daughter, MailOnline can reveal. Andy Hughes (left), a die-hard Manchester United fan, used his mobile phone to record the shameful incident (inset) that has left Carragher (right apologising on Sky News) clinging on to his £1million-a-year Sky Sports job. Mr Hughes, from Colwyn Bay, north Wales, shouted '2-1, 2-1, unlucky Jamie lad, 2-1 lad' from his open car window after spotting the TV presenter in traffic following Liverpool's loss to Manchester United on Saturday. Mr Hughes said his daughter burst into tears when she was covered in spit" http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/index.html
From Colwyn Bay, he missed his calling didn't he, should have been a bluenose. Carragher's behaviour was disgusting. As for the father, he should have thought about his child before he wound the window down. Obviously he didn't know the spit was coming but putting his daughter in between any discussion/'banter'/abuse that may have been forthcoming showed how little he thought of her position [literally] in this. His reaction following the spitting was weird as well. You'd expect a father to be enraged. He wasn't, in fact he seemed more concerned with his filming.
Colwyn Bay, eh? That explains a lot. Conwy Council is one of the top recycling authorities in the UK - I'm sure they can find a use for plastics.
