Bald men, disguise your shame by writing Speedo on the side of your head, so people just think you are wearing a swimming cap.
For my Xmas, Julie bought me a coffee machine because she likes a nice coffee. For my Birthday, she bought me the coffee she likes for said machine. ANY1 C A THEEM HEAR <ok<
I bought my wife a new guitar and lessons, she's about as ungrateful as you with your coffee machine.