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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> done it before.............. sure, why not, the memories, mirth and mocking merryment have stayed with me for 30 years <ok>

    I'll have to renew my passport and get a good disguise though :bandit:

    I wonder if they will open up a section of their ground like the last time due to demand <laugh>
     
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  2. cronemeister

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    Come on Barnsley :) Chances are they are gonna be well gone before the 28th April which is when they travel to Craven Cottage. How hilarious would it be if Mitro bagged a goal or two to finally send them on their way to League 1....he should instantly be handed the No 9 shirt and an automatic starting place forever !!

    This summer could be immense, new owners at the Toon and Rafa handed a £100m to spend, and the mackems go into beel overload mode as they go into administration after being relegated.....again ! There are only 2 clubs in the premier league era who have back to back relegations to their names - Swindon relegated from the top flight in 1994 and then Swindon in 2012. They've got a pretty tough run in, i reckon they could be mathematically ****ed in the next 3-4 weeks.
     
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  3. haslam

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    It has felt for a few weeks likes things can go down the pan pretty quickly for Sunderland if they have a bad weekend of results with the teams around them winning. In theory a Barnsley win tonight and a bad weekend ahead could have them 8-10 points from safety with 8 games to go, meaning they would likely need 14+ points from their last 8 (just not going to happen).

    However, the reality is that unlike at the bottom of the Prem (where teams have much better points per games oddly enough, usually the Championship is a tighter league) none of the teams down there loo like picking up points. As such even though Barnsley have 3 home games in a row I wouldn't bet a penny on them wining any of them. I don't think any of them will be safe/relegated for a couple of months yet.

    I want Mitro to score against everyone and be given a chance for us, I love the guy.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lets hope not only Barnsley win tomorrow night but Burton and Hull do as well. Just to put the mackems under even more pressure :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Tickets will be cheap as i’ll get a bunch of them for free off my kids school.:)
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I want to see the rivers of beel flow when that happens...
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> The rivers of beel will happen.

    The mackems have won only 11 of their last 75 league games <laugh>, what chance do they have of pulling three or four rabbits out of the hat now?
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It would be hilarious if they had their relegation confirmed... then the players pulled together playing for a move and won a few games. Hey, even Rodwell may have a renaissance..
     
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  9. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    I want to see them implode totally.
    I’ll laugh my cock off when that happens as I dance on their grave. I have a long memory.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The mackems might have had that bastard indian sign over us with their six-in-a-row bollox but that hides the real picture, as we all know. Since the last time we beat them (back in 2011), the mackems have lost 141 league and cup games to a total of 39 teams. It seems everyone can and does beat them (apart from us) which makes that winning streak all the more fortuitous.

    Since Joey Barton's winner the mackems have lost to;

    Arsenal x 10 games
    Chelsea x 9
    Man City x 9
    Man Utd x 9
    Spurs x 9
    Everton x 8
    Liverpool x 6
    Villa x 6
    West Brom x 6
    Middlesbrough x 5
    Hull City x 4
    Norwich x 4
    QPR x 4
    Southampton x 4
    Stoke x 4
    Swansea x 4
    West ham x 4
    Crystal Palace x 3
    Leicester x 3
    Barnsley x 2
    Fulham x 2
    Bolton x 2
    Burnley x 2
    Bournemouth x 2
    Cardiff x 2
    Ipswich x 2
    Reading x 2
    Sheffield United x 2
    Watford x 2
    Birmingham City x 1
    Blackburn x 1
    Bradford x 1
    Brentford x 1
    Brighton x 1
    Bristol City x 1
    Leeds x 1
    Notts Forest x 1
    Wigan x 1
    Wolves x 1
     
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  12. haslam

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    I suspect you'll be able to add another 10+ teams to that list before we get to play them again let alone beat them.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Preston North End will hopefully become the 40th team on that list to beat them when they play next weekend.
     
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  14. JakartaToon

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    This isn’t really helping the glow!
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Yes but it helps explain their winning streak against us...even Boro have beating them 5 times of late...the mackems were incredibly lucky and we were **** <grr>

    Still, 39 teams and counting, at least we can have a little fun...gallows humour style.
     
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  16. mickeybnufc

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    Still hoping that Gateshead will be on that list :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howaayyyyy Barnsley tonight <party>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In fact, fuk Putin...howayyyyy Barnsley, Burton & Hull <party>
     
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  19. LiamO

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    If Barnsley win tonight that coffin lid only needs a few more nails to seal it for ever? <cracker> Cmon the Tykes
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A tip for the Mackems In the 5.30 at Cheltenham tomorrow.....

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