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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Did you play one of the course?
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I wonder if the roofer has driven off a cliff yet the boring ****.
     
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He probably had waffles with honey, then smouthered himself to death.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Stopped at the end of his street for a Baby Ruth bar and a Milk Dud and got ran over by a steam roller.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Driven by a one eyed moose.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Turned around after 3 miles cos he left his dog tied to the tree in the yard.

    Currently washing his fanny in lake Titicacka
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Fancy marrying someone called fanny.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    where's the dead pool?

    ken dodd dead
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    No !
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Nah it'll be ****.
     
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  11. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    It was, switched it off after 20 minutes.
     
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  12. NSIS

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    Utter crap, imo.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah it looks terrible didn't even bother with it.
     
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  14. BobbyD

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    Just watched Baywatch. Was much better than i thought and pretty funny. Plus the 3 birds in it are all fit.

    9/10
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    See my reply in the TV thread.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anybody owned a pair of those Adidas Tubular before ? Might buy a pair if they are comfy. I've got really wide feet, so no skinny shoes for me.
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I'm sitting in the little room that has the PC in it .

    I have just let one go , and , to be honest , the Russians would be proud !
     
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  19. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Well you ain't died, so it possibly could have been Russians
     
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  20. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Are you a homo, or a chav, or a combination of both?

    please log in to view this image
     
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