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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Geckos have sticky feet and can climb vertical walls. My nipple keeps catching/sticking to my shirt.
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    You joking?

    That looks vile. Don't eat pig any way but no it doesn't look appetising.
     
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  3. DirtyFrank

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    Lol... that's fall off the bone...fat melt in your mouth goodness that right there...

    Tamworth rare breed. Let to slow natural grow 100% outdoors in woodland. That pig had a great life before I ate his shoulder lol
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ok.... better than cuddling one to your moob i suppose but its not the first animal i'd have thought of suckling.

    TBH my old man used to say as rough as being filed a wood rasp when reffering to chaffing issues. so each to their own experiences i suppose.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    TBH those look well done. if its falling apart its done. If it requires any cutting with a knife its underdone.
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Unlike you i don't give a crap if it had a good life or not :)
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    those have big teeth.. is this a fetish thing now?
     
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  8. DirtyFrank

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    It's the flavour mate.... they allow their pigs (and rest of the farm animals) to eat naturally and wait as long as legally possible before The chop.

    They think the smaller breeds aged more taste better. Having cooked a ham, pork roast, huge chicken, rib eye roast from their farm I can't argue with them lol
     
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    You'll come back as a battery hen.
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    If i believed in karma I'm sure i'd worry.

    Having seen it not work over the span of a football career at least if it affects other lives well... i don't know what kind of a **** i was to have to up up with you lot.. how much worse could being a battery hen be?
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Its like tomatos. grow them in ****.

    I still really don't think massaging them and **** like that kobe beef malarchy really makes all that much extra difference.

    They are right about smaller breeds though the model of industrial beef is big ridiculous looking animals that the butcher can take a massively wide cut but slice it thing to get the pound of beef from.

    Smaller breeds like angus are considered better not for "meat type" but cos to ge the same weight of cut you have to make it thicker and thicker is better for cooking.

    I still don't give a crap what the animals feel though.
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

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    Fruit and veggies work the same way.

    Smaller strawberries have superior flavour to larger ones. Same with most tomatoes, melons, carrots, potatoes, peas.

    The smaller, usually, the better the flavour.
     
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    You'll be a chicken. Korma.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Mito 5 years from now...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Only females tend to be picky ****s. It's meat, get the ****er eaten <laugh>
     
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  16. johnsonsbaby

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    You're right it is horrible and demeaning. It reminds me of the bite incidents :bandit:

    Spitting and biting as a reaction is as low as it gets - you can put head-butting in that category as well. The man's got school age children, I dread to think what they'll be having to put up with from class mates.

    I say we change this thread title 'an all ....
     
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    Derek Asamoah has never spat at anyone. I'm going to propose the Derek Asamoah arms. I understand he hasn't played for us yet... But he'll be more likely to if he sees the outpouring of acceptance for him on the forums.
     
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    Nope. Not on my watch. What's he's done is irrelevant, he's still a club legend for what he did as a player <ok>
     
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  19. johnsonsbaby

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    It's just down to you is it. Poll, poll, poll ...... :bandit:
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    I'll just keep changing it back :)
     
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