This should be removed to be honest. It's bordering on sexism and that has no place on these boards. Mick remove it now, thank you.
I'm happy for it to be closed as it's obviously not the success that Fit Ginger Birds was. I guess hundreds of magazines should be closed down also. Wouldn't bother me as I never buy any. How about a "Men Only" forum and a "Women Only" forum in an "Adult Section"?. Maybe that would keep such sexist threads out of the way.
Hmmm. Perfect woman. I'll go the home grown route and have my ex-wife's arse and clunge, the current fuddy's tits and legs and the face and hair of that wee burd in the off licence who gets very uncomfortable every time I go in.