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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by luvgonzo, Mar 6, 2018.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was in the butchers yesterday.
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    And
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Aye, and whit you ****ing dug ****
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    He stuffed a black pudding up his jap’s eye
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    fs do I have to rescue spa hands on this one,
    I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him €50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No bet, the steaks are too high."
     
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  6. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I know,had to ask me dad how it went!
    BTW early I know but see Ruby back with a winner today so what's happening next week?Mullins,Elliott,Henderson et al Jessica Harrington on radio last weekend so I'm going with her in the big ones next week,just a thought.
     
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  8. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Will ask Mon,his mate always spot on and Masters only a few weeks away,can't lose.
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Is that the definition then? No flange, no porn?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I went to the candle shop and asked for fork handles.
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I hope they told you to fork off.
     
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