Any better pics of the bus driver please log in to view this image Looks a bit frumpy but could just be the big jaykit. Still Wid.
To be honest, that's two days in a row I've had Pakistanis sat in the seat in front of me and they both ****ing stank. The first one was some old fella and he smelt like an onion bhaji that had been left lying in a bin for two weeks I'm not being racist (some white people stink too: Spanish, Rangers fans, the French etc.) but I'm sure Simon will appreciate the anecdote.
We (White British) stink of sour milk apparently, everyone has a smell of their own dependent upon their diet.
I am always aware of my dodgy odour after ten or so days (sans razor or shower) on the bourbon especially when some charming and extremely attractive young Eastern European lass pops in to give my hotel room the once over! I am almost embarrased; almost I said!
We only smell like that to lactose intolerant Oriental folk. Sour milk would make a change from the honk that comes of the Koreans who get on the same train as me in the morning. I like onions and garlic in my cooking but not enough to bleed out of the pores. For the sake of race balance two people not of obvious ethnicity got on either side of me on the tube yesterday and reeked of stale cigarette smoke. My coat had to be aired out to get the smell off it. Wash, use deodorant, use aftershave, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes. At least you have a fighting chance of not being minging. This suggestion will not be liked by some people.
