Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

Think you’ve pulled.

 

Elfs is one of a new breed of covert moderators.
No stripes, no stars. Just resourcefulness, low cunning (the best kind) and a mastery of the double-bluff.

 

I think we can all agree that Elf is low on cunning.... unless you meant that as a 'double entendre' Lardi?

 

You swallowed a dictionary this morning Mr AllHell?

 

Elfs is the Baldrick of 606.

 

No need for the Viagra tonight @baraettmattesvensson

Check out the Cringe Takeover thread on CL - Fanny is pretending to be a character from
50 Shades Of (Very) Grey

 

At this time of great boredom in the life of all Charlton fans, & with prolific poster @ForestHillBilly wearing his string vest on a beach in the Algarve, let’s be nice to “Legs”



#GodBlessYouLegs

 

Lebanese in the snow for me tonight @baraettmattesvensson

I’m also about to enjoy a hookah

 

Elfs - have you ever paid for a hookah ?

 

Stuffed lamb with yoghurt
You can’t beat cosmopolitan London @SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

 

Edgware Road?

 

F****** disgusting.

 

Did you manage to open the charity shop today in this weather Elfs ?

 

I did but it was a late start due to the train cancellations at Bromley South.

Never mind, I'll stay open a bit later to compensate.

 

Excellent - public service at its best

You must be doing a roaring trade in 50p ski gear.

 

I have kept a nice Didriksons wooly hat and ear muffs for you, have it on me.

 

I’ve got a Russian Cossacks hat - have been wearing it today to keep my hair dry

 

That'd be bigger than me.

 

Just to let everyone know that Elfs absence from this site today is not due to a rush at the charity shop, or a cold call from a GILF.

It’s due to “hurt feelings”

He sometimes feels that his role as this sites No.1 creative talent are not fully appreciated in certain quarters

#ComeBackLegs

 

The more you do for people the less you get thought of.
#hurtfeelings