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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl Any port in a storm for ST.
     
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  2. brb

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    Im happy to go watch my little club week in week out, how about you, how often do you watch Scotland's number two?...pissed on by Scotland's number one.

    Or is it just a protestant thing that you feel obliged to support them?

    Im guessing you never watched Rangers in L2, but happy for you to prove me wrong you Munster.
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Only stupid Prods follow follow Der Hun, the shrewdies follow the team that has a history of playing football the proper way.
     
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    Al slash you ya ***got
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    **** up ya dirty fenian bastard.

    Stab **** oot ye any mare eh it
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh> "You talkin to me"
     
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  8. brb

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    Dev - seems I've rattled a few cages.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Still posting on a wee club Rangers thread eh. You go watch your team week in week out yet you are never off here making a **** of yourself. Sure thing Kev.

    I don't have to prove you wrong ya fud you do that every time you post.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    (2 January 2018, Perth, Australia) Nine tourists, a hotel room, a mail delivery of a plain package from a foreign country containing a mysterious white powder labelled SCOOP.

    What would you do with mystery powder?

    No one had ordered the substance delivery from New York and no one knew what SCOOP was yet they decided it might be cocaine. The nine tourist backpackers divided the powder equitably into nine small lines and did something crazy! They snorted it.

    Professor Steve Alsopp said, "When you don't know what's in a drug, that will significantly increase the risk." Words to remember! Hallucinations started straightaway, faces felt like they were melting off, and within ten minutes most were unconscious. Authorities arrived to find bodies everywhere, senseless or suffering seizures. Apparently it was quite a sight.

    Seven men and two women were sent to three different medical facilities for emergency care. That mysterious white powder, delivered by surprise to the residence, was Scopolamine. Also known as Hyoscine, the drug is produced from plants of the nightshade family and used to treat motion sickness and postoperative nausea and vomiting. It is also used in crime to lower the ability of a victim to resist criminal aggression.

    Six 'snorters' were released from hospital the next day, and three remained under medical care. Each of the nine knot-heads is headed for a Darwin Award. Until then, we salute their addled spirit of adventure with an Honorable Mention.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    A 20-year-old man arrived at the emergency room complaining of rectal pain. Abdominal films revealed a radiopaque object in the lower rectum. A spherical radiolucency was noted in the upper pole of the mass.Upon questioning, the patient said that he had been fooling around with a close friend. After stirring a batch of concrete mix, the patient laid on his back with his feet up the wall while his friend poured the slurry through a funnel into his rectum.

    Under general anesthesia, the mass was delivered without incident. Examination of the specimen revealed a perfect concrete cast of the rectum, measuring 12x7x5cm and weighing 275g. A layer of concrete was chipped off the upper part of the specimen revealing a white plastic ping-pong ball--the radiolucency observed in the abdominal x-ray.

    The cement was an attempt to retrieve a ping pong ball! Blood alcohol level was negative. The attending physician recommended a psychiatric consultation, but the patient declined.
     
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  15. brb

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    You not got a Mrs to go beat, rather than worrying about me. No one can make more of a ****e of themself than a Rangers supporter, especially one that wears the colours for a statement rather than watching the team.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Am no worried about ye ya fùckin pleb. I'm not on a thread about whatever English pub team you support because i don't give a fùck. Ya daft cùnt , you are the one that came on this thread slagging Celtic and Rangers.

    Bejeebus Kev even by your standards today has been a doozy. <laugh>
     
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    Shades of Wilder - Ortiz about this thread today. Couple of GC heavyweights trading haymakers and making for an exciting spectacle. Hoping it goes the distance.
     
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  18. brb

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    But but but but but...

    This thread is only General Chat, not on the Rangers board, is that because there is no one on your club board and you get lonely?
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah ha ha. You would need to ask the person who started the thread why he put it here Kev. Ciaran it was. Probably so he could catch little fishes such as yerself.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    All about the Bears today I'm hearing.
     
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