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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Mar 2, 2018.

  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Birthday dinner for me the morra

    Can you believe I’m going to be 29 this year? :eek:

    (Not stone)
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    aye stone ya fat **** pmsl <party>
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Spanish butcher for some elite beef
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :emoticon-0109-kiss:

    Toby's first thought upon waking = Dev
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I think he wuvs you
     
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  6. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    So, what is his first thought on waking you? And how long have you been sleeping together?
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've only reached 2nd base so far but I'm treating him gently at first.
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Going to Rioja on Sunday.
    She's talking about Nandos tonight, after being there last Friday, then on Monday too.

    **** OF YOU CLOSED NOSTRILLED BINT!!!
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Nando’s is for KFC scum who think they’re posh.

    Chicken cottage for me and Senga tonight.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    Only been once to Nando’s. Would never go back. Absolute shîte.
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I went in Oz before it was even in jockland

    Gday m8
     
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  12. Strange Nipples ST

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    Cannae be worse than Frankie & Benny's surely?
     
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  13. Tina.

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    Ya great galah.
     
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  14. Tina.

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    Never tried there. Never will either. But it is awful.
     
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  15. If in doubt

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    It is
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

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    Lucky bastard.

    Chips are like shrapnel and it's full of weird looking ****s that wouldn't look out of place at Ibrox.
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Took the wee fella to Nando’s over at the bowling. It was like a cheap version of kfc. With bottles of sauce. Same tasting sauce. No taste, just nippy. Bad stuff.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Me too.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    * #metoo
     
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