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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I find it very hard to spot your 'jokes', think it's the delivery that's ****ed.

    Or you're just painfully unfunny.
     
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    Toby, Mar 1, 2018
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Or maybe because you are a bit of a thicko?

    Just a thought.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 1, 2018
  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Patience, Mar 1, 2018
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  5. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news boyz but for all those that had an appointment at the salon tomorrow, I'm afraid we will need reschedule as theres no way my fiat 500 will make it through the snow.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Mar 1, 2018
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Classic Fabio <laugh>

    True story
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 2, 2018

  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No work today and still Status Red,the pub better be open.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 2, 2018
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  8. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    I know there are some posters on here who'll appreciate this:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Mar 2, 2018
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Grove would rather shag her than Beyonce <ok>

    ^^^^ fact
     
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    Toby, Mar 2, 2018
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    3 days off work in a row <party>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 2, 2018
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ got sacked for receiving strange emails.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 2, 2018
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The last one saying...take the next 3 days off work Russel, it's fine.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 2, 2018
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>
     
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    monacoger, Mar 2, 2018
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Phoned our office info number last night to find out what's happening and I heard a recorded message from the Gods:

    The office will be closed on Friday 2nd March <party>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 2, 2018
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  15. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Kids off school and city building giving their staff the day off too. My boy is having to use holidays for the last 2 days <doh>
     
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    Tina., Mar 2, 2018
  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    His office was closed and he needs to use holidays?
     
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    monacoger, Mar 2, 2018
  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    My boss phoned and said if I don't make it in on Monday don't bother coming in at all.

    Yesss, another week off.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Mar 2, 2018
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  18. Tina.

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    Yep. All the jobs were cancelled but he had to phone in every day still. They’re a shower of fûcking idiots.
     
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    Tina., Mar 2, 2018
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    How much warning did they give him?

    http://www.bbc.com/news/business-43232498
     
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    monacoger, Mar 2, 2018
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    D’oh!

    I’m working now folks.

    No surrender
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 2, 2018
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