Come on, own up

I hear all Germans stink of ****.

 

Apparently none of their women shave their arm pits.

 

Not the players, the way they were deployed with what we already had on the pitch and the timing.

 

You think Ba is good enough for the first team, ok, not what most of you were saying on your match thread when I had a peak. You yourself lamented that you hoped you had not signed Shola Mark 2 if I am not mistaken. Comments like oil tanker turning and statue were the order of the day I do believe.

 

This mildly arouses me.

 

I knew there had to be a reason you were based in Newcastle before you left for Marbella.

 

That was because girls with more fingers than teeth arouse me.

 

Didn't notice Ba in that list. Yeah, he doesn't look the best, does he?

I ****ing hope it's just a dip in form and he'll eventually find it. He did score 7 in 12 so there's something there in him. Surely?

 

He might be like Elmo and ****ed from Ramadan but he didn't offer much.

 

Amir Zaki had a better record at Wigan in his first dozen games.

 

FFS why are we talking about the f*cking s c u m again.

I'm off to catch up with the Corrie girls from syd's post.

Bart

 

Could be. Tiote has been the same. He's been very off the pace.

 

Mind you Dzeko is Muslim too and it has not effected him to much. I am sure footballers just cheat and don't follow it properly, Anelka said he didn't bother.

 

did I tell you I had dinner with him

 

You had dinner with Tim Krul?

 

yes, when I worked for NUFC I sat with him at a do for lottery agents, he was the player the club sent to hand out prizes and what a smashing kid he was.I'm really pleased for him coz I like to see the good guys do well, even in Newcastle shirts.

 

Good to see Chapparse was posting here whilst his beloved team were playing a football match.

Think I may be right and he is a deep cover Mackem and he is building up to some magnificent WUM on the Mugs board.


I hope I haven't blown his cover.