Don't you guys fight the mrs today ? Ow no that's millwall George. What did David do then,apart from shag sheep and pick daffodils.
Could have been worse. At least your bodily fluids weren’t involved. It’s the convict that has the yogurt for breakfast btw.
Just been to my local shop to stock up (in case I fade away). I must have slipped on some ice, and spent the next 30 seconds flapping around trying to keep my balance. No word of a lie, if I wa Alioski, I would have been a gonna....