He's back...

I wish! They had some cracking ladies running that race, that year.

There were something like 35,000 of us, and we had to join the queue at a spot where we thought we would end up. I actually did better than I thought I would do, and that was after stopping to take a **** at about the halfway stage, too.

 

Too much information.

 

ffs

 

Don't grass me up, though, will you, Matth?

It's only a bit of fun.

 

Did you have to add that last bit, People could play be eating their tea.

 

I don’t go moaning to the moderators Unlike you.

 

True, I suppose.

I know I wouldn't want anyone taking the piss out of my name.

 

Beef stew and dumplings, tonight, Matth?

Sorry, mate.

 

One of my favourite cities that, awesome place. Does it run over the Golden Gate?

 

That’s a gimp tea, perfect for you then.

 

Great excuse. But it won't wash mate

 

Wtf? You on the skittles fam?

 

So you're menstruating?

 

I don’t eat skittles.

 

That was the cause of Fosse's flounce off

 

Yeah I know. Flounce of the year so far that is

 

Someone outed his moustache's name called Peter.

 

Blue Smarties?

 

It does, but not the year I ran it.

I can't remember the reason why they diverted it, but I think it had something to do with the reverberations around 9/11.

The first half of the route was stunning, hugging the coastline along the Bay. The second half wasn't so stunning, as it turned in-land. Some of the hills were crippling. I ran the Isle of Wight Marathon as a warm up ffs! And that was harder!

 

Like **** it was. Hilary-gate blew it out of the water.