merely pointing out that you're not a prisoner of this thread. no need to resort to that sort of thing. I've not had a go at you.
Fair Enough, I apologise.
merely pointing out that you're not a prisoner of this thread. no need to resort to that sort of thing. I've not had a go at you.
I'd might if you had one.
No, I won't, Matth.
That isn't how it works with me, mate.
Bless!
You don't really understand what this is all about. And I cannot be arsed trying to explain it to you. It would be like me trying to show my cat a card trick - as amused as it may appear to be by the flurry of cards, I know it won't have a clue what happened or why.
There's a woman who shares your name, but you are a man. I can confirm that, even though you have a woman's name.
Check it mate![]()

The minute I’ll wum you, you’ll run to Piskie or Barb, Stop moaning.
The dozy twats had me down as a 41 year old female!
It's the name. That's how they spell the female equivalent over there. It's spelt differently over here for the ladies.
The bastards!

The minute I’ll wum you, you’ll run to Piskie ...
or Barb...
I won't. I can absolutely promise you that, Matth.
I don't know that one.
Who are you referring to, mate?
They had you running in a birds section as well mate, not your day bud
The dozy twats had me down as a 41 year old female!
It's the name. That's how they spell the female equivalent over there. It's spelt differently over here for the ladies.
The bastards!


Matth's going to be furious that you've grassed him up, Bro!
Matth's going to be furious that you've grassed him up, Bro!
can I suck your cock.