He's back...

Did you not take the suermodel wife?

 

There's only cold pussy in Russia, you lying bastard.

 

You don't need to mate, we already know

 

Cheers, mate.

By the looks of things, I was never really away.

Yeah, well. I think I need to clear the air.

It seems some of you got confused as to what's real and what isn't. If I knew I was dealing with complete and utter ****wits, I would have made myself clearer.

A thread setting out the complete truth is what's needed on this thread. I'm sure of that.

And what I tell you will be the truth. Trust me.

 

Oh sorry bud, easy mistake to make, so many coincidences today, Skylarker, HiaG, Spurcock all the same to me x

 

You do that. Would you be willing to make it a no holds barred thread?

 

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ..... ?

 

Funnily enough, you don't.

You saw my Facebook page. I don't really post much on there, as you will have seen. But to the extent that you saw anything, you will know that the core stuff I told you is, in fact the truth.

As I say, I'll do a 'fess up thread. You'll be able to check whether I'm lying or not, so you can bet that I won't stray from the truth. Not one single word.

You have my word on that.

 

No holds barr with a fooking fruit cake like me around

 

The last thing this forum needs is another thread about you to be honest mate.

 

Sure.

Why not.

So long as no one posts anything I don't like. It's my personal information, not yours, Commie.

Although, in my absence, I have been doing a bit of digging, myself.

Those of you who truly do know the "truth" about me, will know that I have some very good contacts with people who - how shall I put this - make it their business to find out the business of others. It's amazing what these blokes can find out.

 

I'll just post something on GC. That should keep you busy for a few days

 

Another attention seeking thread will only drag this out more pal, just wind it up. People will stop with the sympathy if you keep inviting more abuse.

Just my tuppence, do what you want.

 

Oh.

That surprises me, Pix.

Since you seem intent on making every thread about me.

Even when I'm not here.

 

So only one sided then?

Bit off a chicken **** really.

 

So HIAG want to clear the air by making veiled threats about his 'associates' who can find out about the business of others.

This is going to end well

 

You've got delusions of grandeur mate. This place has been much better without you

 

Says one of the blokes whose spent most of today obsessing about me!

That made me spit out some of my wine!

 

Much

 

Veiled threats?

Don't be a drama queen.

What? You can give it, but not take it?

You know what job I do, Pix. I'm just saying that I know people who make it their business to find out the business of other people. There's nothing illegal in it. Don't go calling the cops, mate.

I never ever, in my wildest and saddest dreams, ever thought about going around raking up **** about people on this forum. Never.

But, you're right, Pix! It's fun!

You taught me that. Thanks, mate.