The General Football Thread

Beeb!

 

There's a topless pregnant looking middle aged man in the crowd...It's -2 degrees!

 

This is ****.

Lawrenson is pissed off he's commentating. Like watching a friendly

 

It's like watching Saints

 

Tammy Abraham is one the least intelligent centre forwards I have seen for a long time.

 

Where’s Jermaine Jenas?

I thought he was now contractually obliged to be part of every football output on my TV, whatever the time and whatever the channel...

 

I'd just like to formally apologise for bringing this game to everyone's attention.

 

Highlight of the half.

Not a match that is doing anything to promote retaining 5th round replays.

 

I was already watching it, but I can blame you now!

 

I've just got home, doesn't seem like I've missed much.

 

My word a goal. How jolly exciting.

 

Nailed on to finish 1-0 now.

 

The only good thing about watching this game is that it's boosted my confidence massively for when we play them in a few weeks.

 

No date for that yet is there?

 

Matey’s still not put his shirt on.

 

Not that I could find. Would be handy to know as I'm meant to be going to it.

 

Wow, what a knob.

'look how hard I am topless in the freezing cold with my tattoos and big gut'

Nah mate, you just look like a ****.

 

Or 2-0.

 

Think brendy worked it out as likely to be 19th April or similar.

 

You're quite a bit ahead of me.