Did the Earth move for you?

Polumbo's? Don't know I don't like chips.

 

**** the pics we just need a straight vote organised by a fair and unbiased character (me).

Which is the nicer place?

A. Some ****ehole Loch with a few crappy mountains in Scotland
B. London, our world famous historical and welcoming fine capital city.

 

B: And only 10 miles from Buck House too

 

I can confirm Loch Lomond is beautiful.

I can also confirm the whole of London (including lizzys hoose) is a ****hole.

 

****ing nice one, mucker, you got me there

 

Can you confirm that everywhere within 10 miles of Loch Lomond are just as beautiful? No, you can't, so **** up, Tuna, you big ****TA!!!

 

View from my bedroom:

 

No snow on the hills no smudges or reflection on the windows .
Looks suspicious

 

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Not working today, mate?

 

Yes I can confirm you big monkey fûcker!!

Had many a lovely summer picnic down that way in the old days.

 

Did you get your big farter fingered at the aforementioned picnics? Asking for Trev.

 

I thought it was a euphemism for dogging.

 

No.

 

No.

 

^^^^ liar

 

I know

 

How many jaikets did you haud?

 

If you would like to see the view from my window please reply:

1 for yes
2 for no

 

yes