No idea who we are talking about, but i expect the darker side of life enables those with enough money to silence those that dare speak loudly.
I came home the other day and Dolph Lungren was in my front room! Then I realised I was just looking in the mirror.
I live in a corner of North London where quite a few of the "lesser lovies" - the ones who can't afford Hampstead or Highgate - hang out. A well known Eastenders actor (won't say which one) used to drink in my local. One afternoon when the place was half empty, a notorious Irish pisshead pal of mine called him over and said, " hey mate, do us a favour". "What's that?" asked the soap star. "I've seen you on the telly, all you do is sit around the Queen Vic all day getting pissed. Do they pay you for that?" "Er, yeah I suppose. What's your point?" To which my mate, gesturing at the both of us, replied, "me and him spend all day in here getting pissed, and we're both potless. Tell us what we're doing wrong". He could of at leat laughed, the mopey ****.
Stood behind Lady ga ga at the security gate at the airport. She had to take her coat off so it could go through the X-ray machine and had something that resembled a basque, on underneath. This pretty much caused mayhem with loads of people taking photos which sent the security into a frenzy as photography is not allowed. She was then hustled into a side room. I didn't have a clue who she was and had to ask
I once upset the drummer from Busted by asking him what he did for a living and then when he said he was a professional drummer I asked whether he’d played with anyone famous.
Seems reasonable, I wouldn't know him either. Funny when these people get ****ed off when other don't recognise them. I was once at a petrol station filling my car up and the lad next to me kept staring. I look up and did the usual "alright butt" and carried on. I thought I recognised him but didn't really care, saw him on TV a while later, he was Colin Jackson some athletics geezer.
I like athletics and would have recognised him. He was world champion twice and held the world record for years. And he’s a Welshie!
Well I said hello, what more does the ****er want? He was proper staring at me, perhaps he thought I was Kirk from Corrie.
Met Chris Evans a couple of times, nice fella and exactly as he comes across on the box. Loves a pint or several like.
Was it the coat made of meat? (That chick is mental....wid tho , as long as she bathed first) please log in to view this image
Once at a hotel reception in Rochester and my ex-wife whispered thats Jake Thackray (old time singer/songwriter) to which I replied Who the ****s Jake Thackray? To which he boomed I AM!!!!
