Short and sweet. Well short anyway. Mind you, how long do you need to implement the bloody obvious. Or not of course.
The Allams weren't there, they sent a lacky. A short meeting that produced nothing but an agreement for another meeting would be my guess.
Apparently Geoff shook Knobeds hand but he had one of those electric shock things from the Joke Shop in his palm and Knobed didn't like it so he called the meeting off.
Small room tied to a chair. Bright light in your face. Washboard in the corner looking menacing. We'll soon have you singing like a canary. Have I watched too many films?
In this weather, just try and find the ****ing thing, I thought I had earlier, but it turned out to be a boil.
The ****s charged in throwing sponge balls while letting out ear piercing whistles. Then turned their backs on attendees.
I imagine the meeting went something akin to Reservoir Dogs. EDIT: **** sake, someone actually already made an RD reference