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Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Crystal Palace

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by PleaseNotPoll, Feb 22, 2018.

  1. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Big test for Dier and Ser Davos today.
    Could be ok if Dembele and Wanyama are up
    to their full MF beastliness levels.
     
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  2. Rocky blue army

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    I'll blame sissoko anyway. Just hope this is not a spurs style injury and he is not out for four months :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  3. humanbeingincroydon

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    I think this sums up his injury problems since we signed him

    ...and guess what? Bitter Mousers are flooding our Twitter in response!
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Why would "mousers" be bitter?
    About lamela or sitting above spurs?
    Don't make sense<laugh>
     
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

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    Here's a visual representation of how effective your "witty" comeback was...

     
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  6. Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane Danny Rosebud

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    That back line is making me nervous as hell. Davies the only player who I would trust to hold a pint for me while I went to wee. The rest of them? Dier would probably give it away to the nearest bird, Dave would drop it, Hugo would spill it over me when going to pass it back and Aurier would snort the whole thing before gouging his own eyes out with the shards of glass.

    Victor, you'd better be up for this one.
     
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    Brilliant <laugh>
     
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  8. The RDBD

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    Mousers are in hyper-bite mode since the 2-2.
    Spurs finishing above the Poool come May by 1-2 pts
    would be meltdown epic.
     
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  9. humanbeingincroydon

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    And then Marca write the first of this summer's 1500 headlines on Salah...
     
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  10. PleaseNotPoll

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    We need to be clinical today, as our defence is going to have problems with the way that Palace attack.
    Direct balls and pace out wide aren't Sanchez or Dier's strongest areas defensively.
    Take our chances and then maintain possession.
     
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  11. The RDBD

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    When in the season did La Marca start up on Bale
    (so long ago I cannot remember when) ??
     
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  12. remembercolinlee

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. humanbeingincroydon

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  14. remembercolinlee

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    This is going to be a bad afternoon.

    We have only beaten them by 1 nil in the past 3 meetings...there is no way we will keep a clean sheet...in our last 5 away games we have conceded first and drawn them all.

    Benteke will dominate our defence do we have to win the 2nd ball.

    Palace will come out flying so we must start better than in all our last 5 away matches.

    Can see lots of wumming coming our way come full time.

    Kane is misfiring...I know he has scored but he is missing too many chances.

    Eriksen is still going missing sometimes.

    Dele is still poor.

    Wanyama looks unfit.

    Lamela can not hit the target

    Dembele is not allowed to take shots

    Aurier is fecking insane

    Sanchez looks shell shocked when Aurier gets the ball
     
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  15. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Dier comes onto the pitch tarting his hair up...bodes well for him being prepared for a physical match
    <grr>
     
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  16. Spurlock

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  17. PleaseNotPoll

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    I'm surprised that Palace still have their cheerleaders, given the recent objections in darts and F1.
     
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  18. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    Cooooooooooommmmmmmeeeeee
    Ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    Yoooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuu
    Spuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrsssssss
     
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  19. humanbeingincroydon

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    Cheerleading is a sport in the US

    LOOPHOLE!
     
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  20. SpursDisciple

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    That covers it all <ok>
     
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