Pubs that are not very nice

no

 

Traditional boozer found on Fort Road just before West Quays.
Was alright but could have done with a bloody good clean.

 

I found it after the game and mentioned AllHell. They refused my custom!

 

they would have been told that you had concessionary entrance at Newhaven FC.... The Hope is a local pub for local people

 

Was this AllHell's boozer on South Road before it closed down?

 

No

 

With your knowledge of the Sussex boozers, can you recommend one for Pagham next Saturday.

I'll be in Bognor for an hour so tips there will be appreciated.

 

I only ever went to Bognor when I was very young

Hastings are playing South Park next Saturday @ The Pilot Field .... I can find out some boozers in Hastings if you want?

 

Done Hastings.

 

OK, Smallpenis then?

They are playing Hassocks next week? There is a chippy on the beach there call 'The Turd on the beach' but it was voted one of the best chippies in the UK a few years ago.

 

Chippy is in Hassocks, Bognor or Pagham?

Pagham are playing Broadbridge.

 

Just had a quick look for Bognor and this place looks favourite
http://thelambinnpagham.com/
May be a bit expensive for the unemployed though?

 

The chippy is in Smallpenis

 

True. Something like the Rose of Denmark is more my scene.

Mind you as it's Giro day next Thursday I may pop in for a half.

 

or here
https://www.thebearinnpagham.co.uk/

 

They like names with an animal theme.

 

There is also one called 'The Lion' nearby, they do 1664

 

Won't be going in there even if the beer was free.

 

One day a mate of mine asked for a pint of eagle, I refused to buy it. That led to an exchange of words.

 

Went in here before the shopping spree.

Opposite Portsmouth and Southsea, tidy boozer and reasonably priced.

I asked the landlady and she said away fans are welcome. Bear this in mind for anybody coming down here in 3 weeks time.