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  1. miff33

    miff33 Well-Known Member

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    I was in the crazy maze at Alton Towers the other day. I turned a corner and i could see 4 muslim women in burkha's.... I shouted "Allah is a ****" and ran for it... Best game of pac man I ever had!
     
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    miff33, Aug 25, 2011
  2. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

    TONY_WARNERS_FACE. Well-Known Member

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    I don't get it.
     
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    TONY_WARNERS_FACE., Aug 25, 2011
  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Didn't some MP get sacked for telling a joke like that? <laugh>

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    Erik, Aug 25, 2011
  4. smidgen

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    Seriously, mate - the best thing you can do with religion is ignore it. More people have been killed 'for God' than for any political ideology. And you haven't helped. Have you?
     
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  5. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

    TONY_WARNERS_FACE. Well-Known Member

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    Unless Alton Towers maze has a selection of circular snacks around it, I can't see how this "joke" would work.

    Seen as though we're making jokes though, here's mine:

    Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

    [NSFW]He was hit by a bus.[/NSFW]
     
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    TONY_WARNERS_FACE., Aug 25, 2011
  6. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Most of the biggest conflicts have had very little to do with religion and that includes those that tried to use religion as an excuse.

    Science provides the means of killing on a scale unimaginable no matter what the excuse for the conflict.
     
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    DMD, Aug 25, 2011

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    Most of the conflicts in our recent history?

    And, as for killing, you're talking method - not motivation. True though it might be...
     
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  8. John. Walkington.

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    Religion is an evil plague on the planet.

    Thank God I don't believe in any of it.

    :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    John. Walkington., Aug 25, 2011
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    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Nope, I'm talking motivation too and in modern history.
     
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    I refer you to this:

     
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    smidgen, Aug 25, 2011
  11. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    And? It's true right through history. It's also true that the cause of most wars is NOT religion. which was your claim.
     
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  12. smidgen

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    Phucking Phooey!
     
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    smidgen, Aug 25, 2011
  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Are you a religious man?
     
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    Erik, Aug 25, 2011
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    Thank God for that, I thought we were in danger of getting philosophical on here for a second.
     
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    TONY_WARNERS_FACE., Aug 25, 2011
  15. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

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    Err, I mean, thank science for that.

    Science be praised!
     
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    TONY_WARNERS_FACE., Aug 25, 2011
  16. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I think they should close Alton Towers maze. It's nowt but trouble.
     
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    DMD, Aug 25, 2011
  17. TONY_WARNERS_FACE.

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    Good point, and in any case, who the ****s goes to Alton Towers for the maze?

    I'll I'm taking from this thread is that miff33 is a pussy.
     
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    TONY_WARNERS_FACE., Aug 25, 2011
  18. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Fans of Lost?
     
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    DMD, Aug 25, 2011
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    So you're the one...
     
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  20. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    I was trying to hide it.
     
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