Off Topic The Burly Arms

That ****ers **** is gonna be blacker than guinness once they unbung him.

 

It's not it's on the next street over.

 

Comm long time no see me auld mukka.

 

And Tel. Fook me i feel like ive walked in on my lass getting banged off 2 of me mates??

 

Aye aye mate, how's tricks?

 

We bought her a kebab first.

 

But we ate it.

 

Spot on mates just browsing about and low and behold i see 2 of me old pals craicing on with a load of southern fairies? Hows you?

 

Oh ****! Don't tell him just yet.

Let him sign on first....

 

You've just missed the biggest fairy of them all get booted for being a gigantic flosser just a few days ago.

 

She likes her face pushed in it while taking her from behind. Hope she told you that?

 

I'm good mate. Burley is here also.

This board is mental man.

 

Really? Ill have to poke my head in more. Feels abit embarassing being on a Prem board though

 

You just have to brazen it out.

 

Have you only just discovered this cave mate? We've been here for ages. No Newcastle fans apart from Jakarta who's a lad.

 

Oh ffs not another Sunderland fan

Good luck with it @Commachio btw.

 

You mentioned it to me before mate but Sunderland and The Premiership in the same sentence is depressing so i couldnt bring myself to have a look.

Whats your thoughts on Man U mate? I thought Sanchez would take yous to the next level?

 

Yeah he has, the next level down

**** knows pal, hopefully it'll all come together on Sunday.

 

Your asking about football on this board

We don't get those conversations very much round ere.

 

Phew.