Off Topic The Burly Arms

A suspected drug dealer who has refused to use the toilet for 37 days is at "risk of death", a court has heard.

Lamarr Chambers, 24, of Villa Road in Brixton, is believed to have swallowed drugs during a police chase in Harlow, Essex, on 17 January.

Chelmsford Magistrates' Court heard he had rejected laxatives and an X-ray but was eating and drinking.

In defence, Andrew Horsall said Mr Chambers had not had privacy for 37 days.

The court heard Mr Chambers was being kept in a normal prison cell with two police officers with him at all times.

Mr Horsall added: "There's the potential of something going seriously wrong. We're in an arena of risk of death."

 

Inside he’s known as “The **** Striker”.

Or “Morata” to his mates.

 

Morata

 

Just googled it mate.

It is possible

But death is a distinct possibility as well

 

**** way to die though.

 

quite literally.

And probably right up there with the most stupidest way to die!!

I see a Darwin Award in the offing!

 

I don't see what he's trying to achieve though, the drugs ain't going nowhere.

 

On his tombstone

Here lies Lamarr

Aged 24

He was full off ****.

 

Exactly. Clearly they know he's got something bunged up inside, hence the **** strike. ****er's either gonna get nailed for it, or die from an exploding bowel.

Stupid ****.

 

Or die from an exploding package...

Must be a lot there for him to do this.

 

They're gonna dig it out of him whether he's alive or dead. Stupid twat!

 

I don't think he's quite figured that part out yet.

 

Surely it ain't worth dying for ?

 

Hes got the Darwin Award wrapped up.

His parents will be so proud when they collect the award.

 

Yeah I just don’t get what he's hoping to gain.

 

A mention in the guinness book of world records, for longest not taking a chod.

 

Where at mate?

 

I'll pm ya

 

Did someone mention guinness?

 

@Commachio good news mate!

Hope its right up your street!