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Bid for Sunderland

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Big Ern, Feb 22, 2018.

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Ellis Short wants rid

    I'll start the bidding at an old sock with 2 holes + a lid from a marmite jar.
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 22, 2018
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    That'll get you Jack ****ing Rodwell.

    So it's a start.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 22, 2018
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Rodwell? I'll use him as collateral when I borrow money from Pavel the loan-shark
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 22, 2018
  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    He's worth just under a quid.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 22, 2018
  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'll bid a Wizard's hat and SF marathon medal
     
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    PINKIE, Feb 22, 2018
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  6. Mantis

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    Pack of jaffa cakes?
     
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    Mantis, Feb 22, 2018
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    I know I shouldnt be touchy,

    But **** right off!!!
     
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  8. brb

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    Fook off, no way would i bid a box of jaffa cakes for them!
     
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    brb, Feb 22, 2018
  9. Commachio

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    There's only one jaffa in your household.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 22, 2018
  10. Mantis

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    I have a half a bag of stale wotsits and a slightly soggy tuna sandwich that's been sitting in the sun since Tuesday. Will that sweeten the deal?
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    An ostrich feather, a tin of tartan paint and 5 ordinary shares in Sports Direct Ltd ...
     
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    FosseFilberto, Feb 22, 2018
  12. paultheplug

    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    Is that the one you stole from HIAG.
     
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    paultheplug, Feb 23, 2018
  13. Commachio

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    The one Piskie sold him on gumtree.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 23, 2018
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    no, but the soggy tuna sandwich can play at centre back.
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 23, 2018
  15. Commachio

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    Maybe moyes will sign some
     
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    Commachio, Feb 23, 2018
  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    it's a week old sandwich, not a 35year old one.
     
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    Big Ern, Feb 23, 2018
  17. PleaseNotPoll

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    They should make it some sort of bogof deal. Buy the Geordies, get the Mackems free.
    Alternatively, Mike Ashley could just take a quick trip down the road after he's sold up.
    I'm sure he'd be very popular at the Stadium of Light.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Feb 23, 2018
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  18. leez

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    some , hi karate aftershave and half a packet ,of turner baccy
     
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    leez, Feb 23, 2018
  19. Commachio

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    No doubt you will have both off those in already.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 23, 2018
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  20. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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