Right it took a while but I have found you the perfect holiday.] Mexico theme park offers illegal migrant experience A theme park in Mexico is offering visitors a chance to experience what it feels like to cross the border to the US illegally. The Eco Alberto Park (Parque EcoAlberto) in Hidalgo says its Night Walk is a deterrent, warning people how dangerous illegal crossings can be. Comes with a permanent contract with Del Taco in El Paso if you make it as well.
Trying to find a KFC that's open It's a national crisis because there's a shortage of fried chicken. How f***ed up are we?
Yeah it's like when we get about 3 feet of snow and the entire south of England comes to stand still. I could do with some fried chicken though not gonna lie.
The woman next to me just got off the train, I called her a smelly **** under my breath but she heard me. She was smelly though so **** it perhaps she'll wash from now on.