Due to a service outage, the infamous 'match thread' duties have been taken away from our usual contributor. This Herculean task of perception, perspicacity and perversion will be subject to a joint effort from the Not606 Saints board. - Losing this game would be ****ing unacceptable. The ****ing useless ****er of a ****ing so called manager that is busy ****ing up our ****ing club is an outrage. It's Burnley for **** sake and it's absolutely incomprehensible that we're so ****ing **** that we ****ing lose this game. Every player in our team is ****ing useless and should be shot. Unlike referees. Who only need love. - I'm looking forward to this one personally. Up the Saints. Burnley is a great place. Great plastics. Not as in plastic fans, just plastic. I love plastic. And Kylie. Who is, coincidentally 19.7% plastic. Burnley used to be a mill town actually. Does anyone remember Roger Milla? Miller Time. It's difficult for some of you to be able to understand the impact of the runs Roger Milla used to make for Cameroon unless you've played football to a reasonable level, like I have. - Windy Miller - Sienna Miller. Would. - What's the point of this thread. Stupidest thread ever. Why bother with this when we're not even going to win the game. - I'm thinking about going personally. Well, if I can blag a ticket. I might be able to blag a free one from the Liverpool board, but I can't decide whether to drive or get the coach up and have a few drinks. Does anyone know what the parking is like in Burnley? - Liverpool fans are some of the most knowledgeable and pleasant people around. Have you even been to Liverpool? Mind you, I don’t want to have to share a bus on the way back with them again, the ragging I’ll get if we lose. - I remember when Burnley was founded in 1882. I used to work in a mill. You young idiots have no idea you're born. - Can everyone just calm down, or I'll be forced to close the thread. - I went rambling in Burnley once. A fabulous walk up to the Moorhouse Brewery. Motorbikes. I hope Florin Gardos is playing, there's a real player in there. - Gardos is dead. Worst signing ever. We're looking at defenders, but I hear more about the outs than ins these days. - Up the Arsenal. Oops. Wrong thread, sorry. - I've been considering this game very deeply whilst listening to the syncopations within Miles Davis' seminal piece Kind Of Blue. I must say the Englishman is doing a fine job, far better than the Frenchman who was the worst human to ever stalk the earth, or the Spaniard, who is doing a pretty dismal job. Better than the Frenchman though. Anything is. Except Ward-Prowse, who is championship level at best, and who I don't think offers enough to the team. - They'd be better off with Graeme Murty I think. The reincarnation of Sir Alex, I think he'd do a brilliant job for us, them, an arbitrary Spanish team. Even for my beloved Spurs. - Hi everyone, sorry to hijack the thread, but listen to this new Fable tune. - ****ing unacceptable to put music on a ****ing thread like this. - Everyone calm down, this is your final warning. - I don't know why everyone ends up arguing. You wouldn't get it if it was just us ladies commenting. - Rwy'n cytuno! Rwyf wrth fy modd y Saint. - @Skylarker what do you think? - News incoming on a transfer in 3...2...1 - That’s six. Do the math. - This team 'Burnley' should definitely be 'beatable' in this game. I'm 'looking forward' to seeing what team the manager 'puts out'. The 'board' have done a 'brilliant job' to date and I think that 'we are' definitely going to be 'safe' from relegation. Oops, I forgot I 'only comment' bizarrely on 'one' thread. - The board are ****ing unacceptable. - Okay, that's enough, thread ban. - Why do men always have to have the last word? Vin
"It's difficult for some of you to be able to understand the impact of the runs Roger Milla used to make for Cameroon unless you've played football to a reasonable level, like I have."
All characters contained in the above piece are fictional. Any resemblance to real persons is coincidental and LTL will not be held responsible for anything (at all). (Sorry if you didn't make it onto the roll call - you're clearly far too reasonable and sensible if so. I do reserve the right to add to the above when I'm marginally less busy though. Nobody is safe).
You can claim Windy or Sienna - the amount of people that go off on a Punathon here, it could be anyone (though I claim one for @Black).
**** knows what you're on about as I've just woke up but cheers for the mention and the answer is yes
Haven't really paid much attention to Burnley's latest results but just a quick look and they haven't been great overall. After winning our cup final by having Wigan beat Man City I can see the team being still hungover from the celebrations and we will lose 1-0.
