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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Feb 21, 2018.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Does anyone leave a tip, when getting it done?
     
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    Yeah. Way easier than it seems. Used to cut my brothers hair years ago too. That stopped though when his ear got in the way of my scissors one day.
     
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    Yeah, I'm bloody loaded now :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Depends on how they've done it and if I like it or not. I'm also more likely to tip if they're not miserable ****s and are quite chatty.
     
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  5. Commachio

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    Cutting your own hair, and you could look like the kurgan from highlander.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    <laugh>
     
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    Nah usually 5 on top, 3 on back and sides. Takes about 30 minutes. I've ****ed it up a couple of times and ended up with one all over though.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. Commachio

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    How the **** do you grade it in?
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Btw Comm, you've really dredged the depths with this one.

    ****ing hair ffs <laugh>
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah that must be quite awkward on yourself.

    I'm imagining he looks a right **** and everyone is just playing a practical joke on him by not telling him for a decade.
     
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    Yeah and I bet the ****er still gets at least a 10 pager!
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Hey **** you. It's more popular than most off my ****.
     
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    Hardest bit but the difference between 3 and 5 isn't much. Sides aren't too bad but the back is a pain.
     
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  15. Commachio

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    Like baldrick from black adder.
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Fair point <laugh>

    I was going to ignore it until I saw some activity and thought **** it :biggrin:
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    That'll just be us lot in the next hour or so.
     
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  18. Commachio

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    Now the tricky question.

    Straight neckline or tapred?
     
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  19. Libby

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    I'm gonna get my haircut next week thinking about it actually, getting to that point.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    It's that plus more mate.

    Just spanking @brb arse at **** threads.
     
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