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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Aug 25, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    She looks like her father which is a bit off-putting.

    Not as bad as Zoe Ball mind. <likeshaggingjohnny>
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    It could be worse. She could look like you.

    <vomit>
     
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  3. I bet Johnny Ball is a ****ing demon with the boaby in him.

    Right wee cumslut
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    <laugh>

    Who's Angelina's father anyway? Dom?
     
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    <laugh> Warren Beattie isn't it?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    John Voigt.
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I believe so. I was just implying that her dad was called Dom, as in Dom Jolie/Joly. I know, it was ****.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It was. <laugh>

    But to be fair my lack of interpretation on your original post let me down. For that, I apologise. I shall leave now.
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    why?
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    He's sex on legs, even in his mid 40's.

    One of a very few men who are older than me, who I would need the armed forces to drag me off.

    <laugh>
     
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    Everyone tells me I look like Brad Pitt <gets the rohypnol and heads for Glasgow smiley>.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    Jen doesn't like him!! <laugh>
     
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    I know - had to edit my post because of that <Chippy's getting Alzheimers smiley>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Please don't. I have plenty more father/daughter name confusion jokes so you can redeem yourself <ok>
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    that makes me naive how? because i dont fancy someone the same age as my dad? he's not hot anymore tina, face it.
    troy was when he was in his prime, now he's in decline <ok>
     
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    jen is right. nowadays he resembles a malnourished hobo.
     
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  19. Tina_old

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    We'll agree to disagree on Mr Pitt.

    Perhaps saying you were naive was wrong. I apologise profusely for any offence it may have caused.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    Whatever gaydo.

    <ok>
     
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