Rangers v Celtic

Must be true if it was in newspaper headlines.

 

Tina's tits

 

No, we've been through this countless times.

 

So when did I not turn up to an arranged meet with you?

 

There was a thread on here about it I think you'll find.

 

And there was an email where you said you'd come to the gig at Oran Mor, you never showed, tbf it's just as well for you.

 

Why, is your music that bad?

 

Only.... I'm not sending you emails you deranged mhutant.

 

If you say so, but at least 2 other people on this forum (apart from you and me) know you are you wee sweetie wife.

 

What's a sweetie wife?

 

The opposite to what most are married to!

 

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sweetie wife

 

No they don't because.... it's FAKE NEWS!!

You are sending yourself emails because you are desperate for attention.

It's really quite amusing to watch, Russ.

 

Ahh never heard that before. We'd say fish wife. Learn something new everyday.

 

A critic described it as a cross between Metallica and Black Lace.

 

Edge is all talk is what I’m taking from this latest exchange.

More to follow

 

It's hilarious to me seeing emails from a total stranger appear in my junk folder.

You need to re-examine you life wee sacks, this is not normal behaviour.

 

Long on talk, short on action iirc.

 

I really wouldn't be throwing the word short about if i was you Rosco.

 

I'll give his kneecaps the punching of their lives.