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Off Topic Rail Fares - A Peaceful Protesty Type of Rant

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Sir Cheshire Ben, Feb 18, 2018.

  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    I'm reminded of one of my favourite ever lyrics, from Ivor Biggun and The Red Nosed Burglars.

    Who was really Doc Cox, the speccy one from That's Life who wasn't Esther Rantzen or Cyril Fletcher.


    I've ****ed over Italy,
    I've ****ed over Spain,
    I've ****ed in an omnibus,
    I've even had a **** in a train.
    I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
    An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat.



    They don't write 'em like that any more.
     
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  2. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Might use that in an upcoming Best Mans speech I have to deliver.
     
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  3. Hot_Fluff

    Hot_Fluff Active Member

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    I can beat that.
    I once caught a flight from Colombia.
    They even paid me £5k. Really nice people those South Americans.

    Mind you I never did find my luggage.
     
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  4. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    Have you considered this Ben
    https://www.twotogether-railcard.co...V28qyCh3ghAZWEAAYASAAEgJwmvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds
     
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  5. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    That's 'cos it had 50 grand's worth of cocaine in it.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  6. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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  7. AlRawdah

    AlRawdah Well-Known Member

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    The complications of rail fares predate privatisation. Privatisation simply baked that complication into the system for ever more (unpicking it would see the whole method of allocating rail fares to operators crumble) then added another layer of complication with operators’ own advance fares.

    There’s only one way to resolve the mess of rail fares - but I’m not going to edge into politics.
     
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  8. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    I got back from Cali like that.

    It was a bugger swallowing 20 condoms full of white powder (flour?)
     
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  9. ImperialTiger

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    Ah, Cheryl's fella.
     
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  10. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    Cheryl Carlton? Who is she?
     
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