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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Tobes

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    I bet you had right laugh though, so alls good mate. Enjoy the feast lol.
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Dunno how you can eat that much after a night on the gear... I end up eating gradually through the day cos I **** my throat up by smoking stupid amounts of ***s.
     
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  3. Sucky

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    Yeah was a decent night, got asked to leave a pub cos one of me mates is a complete tard who can't hack his drink, sitting with his hands Down his trousers, realised when we'd left he pissed himself ffs lol
     
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    <laugh> Never understood how people can't control their bladder when out on the lash.
    I did piss in my wardrobe when I was hammered once but that's different <whistle>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    Same. Pissed in a wardrobe when absolutely nutted once. It wasn't even my wardrobe either <laugh>
     
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    what is it about feckin wardrobes? ive had a mate do that before too<laugh> not the same one but he has form for this ****, shattered his ankle about 6 years ago climbing up a drainpipe to get in his house the cock forgot his mrs was at home and it later came out he had the ****ing keys<doh>
    ive also seen him down a pint in one, chuck it back up into the glass and go to drink it again he was that smashed<laugh>

    i think the funniest one i done was when i was about 15, got proper on it on bumbles and drink and was too ****ed to get across london to my mums so i went to my old mans house at around 2am to crash, so im banging on the door shouting through the letter box, after about 10mins a strange man opens the door and i ask him who the **** are you & wheres my dad, turns out id forgotten my dad had moved house about 2 weeks before that, the fella was sound about it, actually thought it was quite funny when he realised i wasnt some random nut job and even called my old man for me to pick me up.

    never lived that down to this day <laugh>
     
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  7. Tobes

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    The undercard of the big fight has been ****ing gash so far. ITV can’t hold a candle to Hearn in terms of putting on a show either, there’s been no theatre at all, not even ring walks and decent pre amble ffs. Poor effort.
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Bad for you mate but I'm glad I'm not missing much <laugh>
     
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  9. Libby

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    Is the main fight still scheduled for around tennish?
     
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    I think it’ll be nearer 10.30 mate
     
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  11. Libby

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    Happy days, I should be out of work by quarter to so might head somewhere to watch it.
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Waiting for the ****ing night shift to turn up so I can do quick dash to shop for beer n pals house for fight.
     
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  14. Tobes

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    The last undercard fight has just finished mate.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    They wanna hurry up then lol.
     
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    Made my call, and lumped on Eubank.

    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    ****ing hate all this pre fight hype and ****!..:emoticon-0121-angry

    What happened to the days when they just got in there and got to it?...
     
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    Watching motd, waiting for you ****s to finish watching the boxing.
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I said earlier that I fancied groves n thought you did too lol what changed your mind?

    Groves just too good a boxer for him technically and Eubank was too wild n got desperate too early imo.

    Fair play to both fighters though, were both up for it n not a lot of standing off... It was a really entertaining fight for me and glad I caught it.

    Enjoyed that.
     
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    Unlucky.
     
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