In the red corner fighting out of Rosneath Tuechterville Scotland. Weighing in at an impressive 12 and hlaf stone and standing at a height of 5ft4 with a record 50 fights 1 win 2 loses and 47 still ongoing. The dwarf of destruction...the mighty midgit..the titch of the tarp ladies and gentleman give it up for Rèeeediculoussss Russ Provaaàannnnn. And on my right fighting out of the true blue corner with a record no fights no wins and no draws. Fighting out of the fighting fenians gym Croy and weighing in at a puny 9stone 3 ounces standing at a height of 6ft2 the master of the plaster, the cludgy fae the ludge, the terror of the toddlers Barrrrrriiiieeeee the lockout Lochreeeeeeeeeee. LETS GET READY TO RUMBBBBULLLLLL!
Right lads i want a good clean fight. No biting no gouging no pulling hair no biting no elbows. Did i say no biting. When i say break i want you to break. If there's a knock down you will get a standing count of 8. That's standing Russ...oh you are standing. Ok touch gloves...gloves Barrie gloves. Back to your corners and when the bell goes come out fighting.
After my unsuccessful spell up front I went into goal and they called me Dracula. I was afraid of crosses.
