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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ed-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html

    Look at his sad face in the picture <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  3. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> what a face

    great excuse trying to conceal the fact he tried to get kinky with an inflater though..he looks a sick **** too.
     
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  5. Erik

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    Those bloody Hullensians. <laugh>

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

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    Probe after nurses tie colleague to a commode and pour 'fake human waste' over her as a prank

    <yikes>
     
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  7. Erik

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    How is his wife 8 months pregnant when the accident happened a year ago? He said he hasn't been able to do anything active since the accident...
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 25, 2011
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    As for
    how scrawny was he before he took an airpipe up the ****ter?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  10. Otto Flayshow

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    Freak accident my jacksy. Sounds as believable as those sad characters who turn up at A&E departments with objects stuck up their arse and claim they fell on it.
     
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  11. Erik

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    For a **** you're very observant.
     
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    Erik, Aug 25, 2011
  12. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> Thanks Viking <ok>
     
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  13. Hash.

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    I'll have you know I did fall on that toilet brush <ok> it was during my backwards man impression <freddygotfingered>
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    She does look like she's trying hard not to laugh.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Aug 25, 2011
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    She was obviously selling her flange at the docks again - I wouldn't **** it for free personally.
     
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  16. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    If she took to me to the pub and bought me a steak and a few pints I wouldn't refuse giving it a go.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Aug 25, 2011
  17. Erik

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    "Don't get them stuck up your arse"

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Erik, Aug 25, 2011
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    It's also a bit of an "I told you so" expression. Maybe he's got previous for rectal self-invasion?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 25, 2011
  19. jenthesaint1990

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    <laugh> excellent.
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Aug 25, 2011
  20. Welcome to the North

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    <whistle>
     
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