Off Topic I’m annoyed

A link to meths you tube vids should be satisfactory proof.

 

He's up North mate you're really lost if you're using the bridge.

 

I wonder if he makes a youtube video and does a commentary on it when he finally gets his hole. 'She was ****ing ****ing ****, the b b bitch. ****ing slag what the **** was that, ****ing **** what the **** was she doing'

 

Try this one Matthew ... I've had considerable success with it:

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you sit on my face?"

 

I saw that one... Spurly took her to watch Spurs but she kept saying "come on Barnsley" ... same difference, I guess

 

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... don't knock it until you've tried it ... mind you it helps that I'm rather good looking ...

 

One of my mates from Cov had more success than you'd expect with:

"How's your belly for a lodger for the night?"

 

"nice legs, what time do they open?"

 

Pic or GTFO

 

This thread might be the answer math.

https://www.not606.com/threads/sexbots.357050/

 

I've got a knife and a penis and one of them is going inside you.

 

He could try "hi sugar...no not you, the other lump"

 

Nah matth needs to display confidence

Walk ap to her, look her in the eyes and say

"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips

Then move up to your belly button"

 

Lots of questions posted for you to ask matth, but don't ask this one.

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I just nearly ****ing choked to death laughing at this and it woke up my daughter

 

Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

Edit
Looks odd without the ""

 

Yeh that one only really works on emo chicks

 

Dude you got this thing about sucking, no?

And yeah without the "" it looked like a proposal