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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018.

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  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    No worries. The serfs don’t appreciate us. I’ll be back in full SWING on Thursday.
     
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    Stan, Feb 13, 2018
  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Want me to hook you up bruv?
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 13, 2018
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  3. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    gonna give him the number of that tranny Deirdre Barlow you met on the train?

    Cheer up Matth, soon you'll be able to order a personalised sex robot on line, so you could have Pogba's hair on Cantona's head with Gary Neville's vagina.
     
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018
  5. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Join us on our next drink Matth <ok>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Then tough ****. I'll be banging my Mrs tonight mate. While you'll be banging your head against the wall.

    That pic Libby put up is a lady I met on the train. She wants to **** me, just meet her and say I sent you to test her skills. She's game mate trust.
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 13, 2018
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  7. Skylarker

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    Post the pic for him again Libby mate. Trying to help this bredda out...
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 13, 2018
  8. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Well done, Do you want a gold medal with that ?
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm not even joking about him coming to meet us for a beer.

    Could meet in brizzle or summit in the summer.
     
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    Libby, Feb 13, 2018
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I want to like that and laugh mate, I really do.

    But you're not really in a position to be taking the piss are you...
     
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    Libby, Feb 13, 2018
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    @Spurlock

    I rest my case bruddah<laugh>
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why?

    You're just getting angry as I have sex on tap.

    Please speak to your manager with more respect in future. Take that as your first warning.
     
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    Skylarker, Feb 13, 2018
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  13. Spurlock

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    ****in wrong with him?

    I'm trying with Matthew....but..
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    He's hard graft. I'm sure they made a film about him...some comedy about a virgin.

    He asks for support then slams us down. Ruthless.
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I'm sure his penis is annoyed he has a metth _2014<laugh>
     
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    Sucky, Feb 13, 2018
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  16. Spurlock

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    I don't get this

    @Matth_2014
     
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    Spurlock, Feb 13, 2018
  17. Skylarker

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    @Matth_2014 this will be you unless you start listening blud

     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Matth - Deirdre just asked me to ask you how many inches you're offering? She'll travel to the Seven Bridge - might have to be in the car this side of the bridge but it's worth the toll payment surely?
     
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  19. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Comm posted a link where meth could sell his virginity,

    Win win
     
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    Sucky, Feb 13, 2018
  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    How do they know if you're a virgin or not?

    Sensing an easy earner.
     
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    Libby, Feb 13, 2018
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