Hmmm it seems there is a sexually explicit homosexual meaning for the word roast. ST's expert knowledge on the subject showing through.
It's hardly my fault I can afford to shop in John Lewis while tramps like you and Tina shop in Costco. Now, stop quoting me. I prefer not to be associated with lower, working-class scum.
John Lewis is a horrid shop. They sold the kids school uniforms at one point. Their staff smell of BO and desperation.
I don't have a costco card so cant shop there. Mibbe Tina will take me so i can buy cheap ***s and sell them to Gambol.