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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018.

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  1. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018
  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    a female*





    *may be a male
     
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    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    No sh(i)t Sherlock.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2018
  4. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    **** seems your only salvation.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  6. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Could someone please start a “best chat up lines” thread to help Matth out.
     
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  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Matth

    do you have a big gentleman sausage?
    if not you need a penis enlarger all good sex shops sell them
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Matth

    If you have no sex shops nearby, just buy (or kidnapp) a dog. Then smear peanut butter over your knob and entice the dog to lick it off. This is what @HRH Custard VC does. Not sure how successful it's been on the growth side though.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 13, 2018
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    He really was annoyed.
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I can say with confidence it makes your man stick bigger
     
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  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I have it

    Matth wear makeup <ok>
     
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    An annoyed virgin. Looks like he could crush a grape.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 13, 2018
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I quote "**** me jesus". He's started praying for it.
     
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    Maybe he meant 'jesus', as in some little south american gadgy.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    See @Spurlock he's taken my advice and got a hair transplant like Rooney.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I hate to be a bitch, but technically weed is illegal in Amsterdam it's just tolerated.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    "hi my name is metth, don't scream & get in the van"
     
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    ''hi my name is metth, i am a virgin, and i've cut your phone wires''
     
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    " hi my name is meth and soon you will start to feel drowsy"
     
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    "Hi my name is methh, put the lotion in bucket or you get the hose"
     
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