Off Topic I’m annoyed

That people that are more ugly than me have had sex, I’m frustrated by that to be honest.

 

Yeah. Even Wayne Rooney has had his leg over, and he,s one ugly ****, and a scouser. So meths must be ****ing honking.

 

Is this going to be a trilogy?

 

Seriously though just do one of those dating apps, wish they existed when I was young I'd have been all over that ****.

 

There's some great ones. Not that tinder etc ****. They just want to ****. Nothing else.

Dirty sluts. Gotta love em.

Well apart from metths, he,s missing all the fun

 

I'd just pay for it if I was in his situation. Takes away all the bullshit.

 

Exactly mate.

 

You need to invest in a mirror mate

 

What kind off porn do you like?

Trying to gauge any potential victim

 

Best thread ever.

Have you considered rohypnol and just abduct someone?

 

****ing hell

 

lol wow this thread

 

Get yourself out there and grab some snatch then mate.

 

Literally. It might be his only hope.

 

Go on viva street mate. You have to pay for the girl to come to your house but it's well worth it.

 

With this clearly heading toward a trilogy we've had "I'm depressed" and "I'm annoyed" what do you rhink the final episode will be? There's a prize for whoever gets it right...but that will probably be Matth so I've changed my mind, no prize.

 

I'm unemployed.

Then he'll rant and rave about immigrants coming into his country pinching his jobs.

 

I'm in jail.
Or
I'm in hospital


Or maybe a combination off both.

 

But on the upside, at least you'll never get a dose.

 

I imagine Matth is very tolerant of immigrants, he's a peaceful chap. He also works in a garden centre part time (impersonating a cabbage). Sorry about that last bit @Matth_2014 I just thought it was funny no offence meant.