Valentines Day

#harshlyfinal

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Roses do stink
Daffs are so smelly
Piskies is so sad
Because he has got no tele

 

He loves the weed
Smokes blokes for chucky
Just a typical scouser
That's why his name is Sucky

 

Sunderland are so ****e
Even their seats are covered in poo
Another couple of seasons
And they will be in League 2

 

6 in a row they say.
but that sounds a little gay.
go punch a horse
then you can go to court.

 

Six in a row is history
That's all in the past
Take a look at the table mate
You are almost last

 

There's a circus in the toon
Noocastle are gannin doon
Rafa is is so ****ing fat
All mags are ****ing twats

 

Look at last Saturday
You were down 0-3
You would have got twatted
If it hadn't been for @brb (and his stupid thread)

 

roses are red
violets are blue
brb loves sunderland
so **** you.

 

Jakata thinking off a reply

 

You got me! I did go for a **** though.

Commy's a ****er
He misses Patpong
He always had a penchant
For ladies with a dong.

Right enough - I have work to do.

 

good one

 

roses are red
bodinki is a sleep
he has a hard on
thinking off sheep.

 

roses are red
metths is a tranny
he'll be wondering what it's like
to see a real fanny.

 

roses are red
spurs fans are conniving
but not nearly as good good
as alli is diving.

 

Roses are red
But they are quite blunt
Not not as much
As dull is a ****

 

It's ****ing pathetic
Such childish rhymes
Probably genetic
You bunch of ****s

 

He says that he works
We know that's a lie
Like all Newcastle supporters
It's benefits and eating greggs pie

 

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Yesssss. I'm not on the list.


You're though.

Loser.